A photo is going around the Internet, one of President Obama with a group of dignitaries at the United Nations. Obama is waving to the camera, and in so doing his hand blocks the face of Mongolian President Tsakhia Elbegdorj. Remember when President Bush tried leaving through a locked door after a press conference in China? Or when President Ford lost his balance like a three-legged schnauzer and fell? The press is always looking for that one awkward photo to make our leaders seem, well, goofy. This photo might be Obama's photographic Waterloo. That is, until the photo of him in the Lincoln Bedroom kneeling toward Mecca is found.
Use the following captions with the photo.
"'Talk to the hand, Mongol boy!'"
"Whoever has had a gay experience, raise their hand."
"No, Barry; you cannot use the bathroom now."
"Any socialists in the room?"
"Let someone else in class answer the question, Barry."
"'Kiss my ring, Tsakhia!'"
"Show of hands, who has the worst national economic clusterfuck?"
"Anyone want to see Snooki naked?"
"'I will pimp slap that smile off your Mongol face!'"
"Who wants fried okra?"
"Does anyone know Ricky Martin's phone number?"
"Who just farted?"
"Ooooh! Call on me! Me! I know! I know! Call on me, teacher! Please! I know! Call on me!"
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