Friday, October 27, 2006

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Trick or Treating

You went trick or treating as Loki.
Horatio gave you ATomato.
Zoidberg gave you AnApple.
Destiny gave you TheElixirofLife.
TomSawyer gave you ASpork.
You had a terrific time until Aramis killed your parents.

What's Your Trick-or-Treat Haul?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Friday, October 20, 2006

I'm the Angry Reporter

This is the second incarnation of The Angry Reporter. The first one began in 2005 and ended July 2006, after Tripod gave me a hard time logging in and posting. Seems like Tripod went all retarded and I took a few months off without a blog.
Now I'm back, and I've got a whole lot to say about life, my world, politics, humor, love and war.
Like Bette Davis said in All About Eve, "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"

So for those who don't know me and have inadvertantly stumbled upon this blog searching for pictures of Lindsay Lohan or looking for ass-to-mouth porn, welcome. I am currently 37, currently an award-winning journalist in New Jersey working for a small weekly paper. My hobbies include writing, reading, collecting comic books and graphic novels, science fiction TV, stand-up comedy, and designing role-playing games. I like weight lifting, traveling and studying and writing about history. I'm a national park junkie: I've visited national parks all across America. I've been to England, Ireland and Canada. I snuck into a former New Jersey governor's office and sat at his desk while he entertained guests at Drumthwacket, the governor's mansion. I've modeled tuxedos for a bridal fashion show, and I've performed stand-up comedy in front of a club full of drunken patrons. I've had a pretty bizarre life, and things are only going to get weirder. Here's hoping they do...