Since Thanksgiving is a time to reflect, I just thought I'd toss this out there:
I am thankful for my life. I am thankful for my health. I am thankful for my family. I am thankful for my talents. I am thankful for my job. I am thankful for my friends. I am thankful for the chance to learn about myself and my world. I am thankful for my voice. I am thankful for my country. I am thankful for my freedom. I am thankful for everything I've done and all I've yet to do. I am thankful for love. I am thankful for my faith. And as a comedian, I am thankful a well-timed penis joke can stir the crowd when your material fails to click.
Happy T-day, folks!
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Ah, the reliable penis joke. Without humor about the phallus, would life be worth living?
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